daemontool:

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daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN

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residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via themousebot)